sparrot: beep beep bitches the fucking mayflower is comin through back the fuck up pocahontas and squanto we about to kill all y’all give us your corn give us your land give us your butts
tanku: this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
isaiddropit: thatpompousbastard: gleeok: sosukeaizen: Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.” THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG that’s all it lets me type while holding down both shift keys for some reason it won’t let me type B or N or A? huh THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG> ok THKBNFJSTHLAYDG awww keyboard...
vivalaausten replied to your post: Summary of le coffee date: So, we went to… yay for good things happening!!! Also you’re from WI right? no, Michigan. :D (it’s better here, we has lakes. and kick ass cities. and historical shit.)
Summary of le coffee date: [[MORE]]So, we went to Bigby’s, got coffee, talked a little bit, sat down, had a little awkward silence, and shared stories, and then walked around and had much less awkward silence. In totally we walked and talked etc. for about 2 and a half hours. He’s cute, and he’s ever so slightly awkward, so it makes him cuter. He’s new to the dating...
That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone...
I dare you.
beautycutelove: I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend, Dear ex girlfriend, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on, Dear girlfriend, Dear boyfriend,
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The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a...
Coffee date. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
verymarykate: summer house
When your fandom is having a Shipping War
allyouneedisathneed: midorilied: THIS COULD NEVER BE A MORE ACCURATE DEPICTION OF ME.
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See what your followers think of you.
the-incubus: BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion....