crumbelievable: do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation
Police officer: Miss Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit.
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!
popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line
The fact that I’m perfectly comfortable letting it slip into nothingness is what seals the deal.
feistodon: girl ask boy do u care about me boy say no girl start to cry boy say i OBAMAcare about u
snuvv: xetka: arobotindisguise: This is my new favourite thing. omg…………….. I CNATO PSTOP LAUGHIGN
If gay marriage affects your straight marriage obviously your marriage is pretty...– Mila Kunis (via rawwrrritsrachel)
That girl said she met me at a vegan restaurant,...
well I'm off to bed
I’ve got a lot of things to think about. And I’ve got to be up early tomorrow to clean my sister’s house. It’s a lot of work, but MONEY. I miss money. I wish I had some left over from my job during the school year so I could buy a few video games. But there’s always my birthday. Diablo 3 and Theatrhythm. There are way more I want but I’m trying to pace myself....